The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? Wooly jumpers
How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? You will see one later and one in a while.
How can you tell an alligator from a crocodile? By paying attention to whether the animal will see you later, or after a while.
What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracabrador.
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?!
Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump… But that’s comparing apples to oranges.
What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper? A fizzician.
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here. '
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street?' 'Traffic jam.'
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
I got hit in the head with a can of Diet Coke today. Don’t worry, I’m not hurt. It was a soft drink.
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.'
Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants.'
If sweet dreams are made of cheese… Who am I to dis-a-brie?