The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Mars bar.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs.
Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia with a Mastercard? Because his Visa didn’t work.
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.
How does a non-binary samurai kill people? They/Them.
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. 'No,' I said. 'It's to look at.'
What does a sprinter eat before a race?' 'Nothing, they fast!'
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we 'be positive,' but it’s just so hard without him.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we 'be positive,' but it’s just so hard without him.
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.