The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. 'No,' I said. 'It's to look at.'
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.'
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.
So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world.
I once wrote a song about a tortilla, but it's more of a wrap.
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.'
We all know about Murphy’s Law: anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But have you heard of Cole’s Law? It’s thinly sliced cabbage.
I’m starting a flight company exclusively for bald people, I’ll call it… Receding airlines.
What kind of cars do eggs drive? Yolkswagens.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
What religion are crows? Birddism.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
Son: Dad, can I watch the TV? Dad: Sure, just don’t turn it on.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.