The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Did you hear the local concrete plant was flooded last week? They're having a hard time moving inventory now.
When i was a kid, you could go into a store with a dollar and walk out with a soda, 4 candy bars, chips, and some gum... But now, they have security cameras everywhere [not my joke, I got it from somewhere just don't remember where, and it's provably unfunny but it made me laugh a lil]
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrr!
What do you call a person who hurts instruments? A sax offender
What does a revolving door and a pair of pantyhose have in common? My grandma needs a lot of help getting out of them.
Can i see your report card ? Dad : "Can I see your report card, son?"Son: "I don't have it."Dad: "Why?"Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."
My psychiatrist said I should focus on inner peace while quarantined by finishing everything left undone... I looked around the house and found half a bottle of merlot, some gin, a litl scotch, som old scriptun of valum adn oxtdkl.
Went out for dinner. After my meal, my waiter asked me how I found my steak. I said "I looked for my baked potatoe and there it was."
My girlfriend recently left me after we had an argument about What is Love Such a shame, too, she really Haddaway with words.
What did one John say to the other John? What’s the matter? You look flushed.
I walked up to a woman in a bar and said “hey, baby, if you were a fruit you’d be a fine-apple.” She responded “and if you were a fruit, women would rejoice.”
A robber broke into a perfume store... He raided the register and stole everything in the store, he took every last scent.
Three Chinese friends Chu, Bu, and Fu, decided to immigrate to the United StatesIn order to get their visas, they needed to change their names to something more American. Chu became Chuck, Bu became Buck and Fu..... decided to travel back to China.
I have a space pun But i need a little more time to planet
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.