The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked penis? Fucks funny
Def Leopard is the safest band to air drum to while driving Because you can keep one hand on the steering wheel.Yeah, I know its Def Leppard, auto correct messed that up for me.
Did you hear they're making a low-budget version of Dunkirk? They're calling it Dunkirkland
I have some wire frames and a curved lens. Is that anything to make a spectacle of?
What did the carrot say to the cucumber that owed him money? Hey man, you knew the dill. Now you're in a pickle, and I couldn't carrot all.
I’ve made a website for depressed tennis players… The servers are currently down...
accidentally swallowed a bag of scrabble letters my next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
I was accused of throwing shade today All I did was toss them the sunglasses they asked for.
If i had nickel for every time a woman thought i was ugly They would find me atractive
What do you call a kitten that lost their tongue? Mew-t
What do you call French people who like manga and anime? Ouibs.
Today a large truck full of hair restoring tonic, overturned and flooded the street. Police are combing the area.
Why were dragons called rappers during ancient times? Because they used to spit fire.
I had a date last night. It was perfect. Tomorrow, I’ll have a grape.
What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner's on me.