The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana? A slipper.
Did you hear about the walnut and cashew that threw a party? It was nuts.
A son tells his father, “I have an imaginary girlfriend.” The father sighs and says, “You know, you could do better.” “Thanks Dad,” the son says. “That means a lot.” The father shakes his head and goes, “I was talking to your girlfriend.”
To the person who stole my bed: I won't rest until I find you.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
“Did you hear that I’m reading a book about anti-gravity? It’s impossible to put down.”
I don’t get why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more. He’s basically one big Banner.
What does a librarian use to go fishing? A bookworm.
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A lamborghini.
“Today my son asked me, ‘Can I have a bookmark’? I burst into tears — he’s 12 years old and still doesn’t know my name!”
What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather? A shoe.
I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
My cat was just sick on the carpet. I don't think he's feline well.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack. One said 'You stay here, i'll go on a head'.
Did you hear about the girl who quit her job at the doughnut factory? She was fed up with the hole business.