The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
How do vampires pay for things? Crypt-currency.
I tried marrying a melon... But apparently we cantaloupe
I recently broke it off with a pair of conjoined twins. I said, "It's not you, it's you."
Where do evergreens search for Christmas decorating tips? Pine-terist
Me and a couple of friends once played 'Message in a bottle' on the street on self made instruments and old metal bins for drums. But then The Police came.
Tony Stark catching Nick Fury up on the events of Civil War Tony: So anyway the Avengers broke up and Steve is a fugitive now.Fury: Wait, are you serious?Tony: No cap
There's a doctor's surgery in my town that is almost impossible to get to. It's on an island in a lake but there's no ferry or even a dock for private boats. Every patient that's made it there has flu.
So apparently Julie Andrews (best known for playing Mary Poppins) will no longer be endorsing Rimmel Vibrant Shades lipstick... She claims it breaks too easily and makes her breath smell. In a statement, she said, “The super color fragile lipstick gives me halitosis.
In the Store with my wife I saw a box of beer on offer for half price so I said can I have them? she said no, budget is tight, I said well you just bought lots of makeup, she replied, that is to make me look beautiful, I replied.. That is what the beer was for.
Kid: Dad, I'm hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry, I'm Dad.
Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas.
I saw a lady at the bank checking her balance so I pushed her over.
What do you say to your sister when she's crying? Are you having a Crisis?
What do you call an angry musician flipping someone off? A song bird.
My wife says nothing rhymes with "orange." And I said, "No, it doesn't!"