The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere…
How do you call a drug dealing cow? A narcow
A man who makes tie dye shirts was trying to borrow money to expand his small business. While filling out the paperwork, he had a heart attack and collapsed, spilling bottles of colored dye all over his paperwork. The poor man dyed a loan.
What is a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer? Comet
What do you call someone with frosted tips and dandruff? Frosted flakesI'm sorry
When I was 7 years old, I realized that Santa, The Tooth Fairy, and my dad all had the same handwriting. Good thing none of those things actually exist.
What do you call a kangaroo whos in love with a sheep? A wolly jumper
Caesar: Brutus, what do you call those pillars we use in our buildings? Brutus: Columns, sir.Caesar: You call them sir? I know you don't have the authority I do, but have *some* self-respect.
Sometimes I put lots of stuff in the cart and leave without paying. What are your online shopping habits?
The phone rings at Crayola Headquarters {green-green-green}"Yellow?""May I speak to Mr. Brown?""Please white while I transfer you."{pink}
I want to go on record that I support farming. As a matter of fact, you could call me protractor.
I went to a concert for just 45 cents, it featured 50 Cent and Nickelback.
What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
What's the best smelling insect?' 'A deodor-ant.'