The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
How do you make the number one disappear? You add “g' and it’s GONE
Why didn’t Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was Chewie.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.'
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn!
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!
I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came out of the purple!
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless!
I went to a really emotional wedding last week, even the cake was in tiers!
Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
I wanted to go on a diet, but I feel like I have way too much on my plate right now.
What do you call a medieval lamp? A knight light.
“My extra winter weight is finally gone. Now, I have spring rolls.”
I wanted to go on a diet, but I feel like I have way too much on my plate right now.