The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark? ' I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.
What do you call a belt made of watches?' 'A waist of time.'
I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus. Thats how I lost my job as a bus driver.
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.'
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.'
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
How did the pirate get his ship so cheap? It was on sail..
What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? Are you having a Crisis?
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
Why do melons have weddings? They cantaloupe!
Why do dogs float in water? Because they are good buoys.
My son has his BA and his MA—but his PA still supports him.