The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

How do lawyers say goodbye We'll be suing ya!

I’m working on a new typeface to be used for church bulletins... I call it 'Baptismal Font.'

A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.'

I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.

Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.

How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner.

What do clouds wear?' 'Thunderwear.'

What is the opposite of ladies fingers? Mentos

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!

What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!

What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.

Did you know that bees are actually allergic to pollen? They break out in hives.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.'

What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?' 'Prime mates.'

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.