The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
I have a joke about a broken pencil, but it’s pointless.
One of my friends and I just get together to eat hot dogs and tell the honest truth. It’s a frank relationship.
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!
What do you call a snake that loves building houses? A boa constructor.
Why can't a leopard hide? He's always spotted.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
“I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus, but geometry is where I draw the line.”
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head.
You know people say they pick their noses… but I feel like I was just born with mine!
Two sheep walk into a—baaaa.
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.