The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
An invisible man married and invisable women. The kids were nothing to look at.
Where do books hide when they’re afraid? Under their covers.
Why did police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play.
What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.
Did you heard about the giant that threw up? It's all over town!
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
How much money does a skunk have? Just one scent.
What did Gold say to the periodic table? Hey you!
How do the trees get on the internet? They log on.
What do youcall a broke santa? Saint nickel less
Yesterday I was charged $10,000 dollars for sending my cat into space. It was a cat astro fee.
How do you get a country girl’s attention? A Tractor
What's the worst thing about going up the stairs behind someone? The ascent. (Ass-scent)Thanks to my daughter for that one.
My sister goes to the pizza place The pizza guy asks: "would you want me to cut your pizza in 4 or 12 pieces.She said: Please only 4, I can't eat 12 pieces all alone.