The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
A man was arrested after running a red light and hitting a Chinese food delivery car. He is charged with careless driving and wonton destruction.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a dinosaur? Jurassic Pork.
What kind of bagel can fly? A plain bagel.
What do you call a waffle on the beach? A San Diego
So what if I don't know what apocalypse means? It's not the end of the world.
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
I like to spend my weekends playing chess with elderly men in the park. But it's becoming more difficult. You try finding exactly32 old guys.
My dad's name is Phil, and whenever I finish eating and say, 'Dad, I'm full,' he always replies, 'No, I'm full; you're Ruby.'
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
I've been thinking about taking up meditation. I figure it's better than sitting around doing nothing.
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.'
Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? 'Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.'
What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.