The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
I gave away all my used batteries today. Free of charge!
"Did you get your haircut?" No, I got them all cut.
Why'd the fisherman order the halibut? Just for the halibut!
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies!
What do you call a kangaroo’s lazy joey? A pouch potato.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to go spreading it!
Clothes, but no cigar.
The pony couldn't sing because it was a little horse.
Me: “Go to bed, the cows are already asleep in the field.” Son: “So what?” Me: “It’s pasture bedtime.”
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down…
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.