The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
What did one plate whisper to the other plate? Dinner is on me.
How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.
Did you hear about the 12-inch dog? It was a foot long.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business!
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.
Your mom and I let astrology get between us. It just Taurus apart.
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, “You know one would have been enough.”
Why do nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.