The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call recently-married spiders? Newly-webs.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto!
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
How can you tell the difference between a dog and tree? By their bark.
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court? Annette.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana? A slipper.
What does a house wear? Address! (A dress)
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
What made the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
You can't spell par entry without "try."
I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.