The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why is Peter Pan always flying?' 'He neverlands.'
Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?' No sun.
I searched for a lighter on Amazon, but all I could find was 401 matches…
What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
I'm reading an anti-gravity book. I can't put it down!
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, 'I always have a few Twix up my sleeve.'
What do you call a flying priest? A bird of pray.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.'
What does a sprinter eat before a race?' 'Nothing, they fast!'
Thinking of having my ashes stored in a glass urn. Remains to be seen.
What language do people speak in the middle of the earth? Core-ean
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
Dad, did you get a haircut?' 'No, I got them all cut!'
What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.