The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke? It'll crack up.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know what comes first.
I heard there is a new shop called Moderation. They have everything in there.
How do cows stay up to date? They read the Moo-spaper.
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you — it's a little fishy!
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
Where do you learn to make ice cream? Sundae school.
What do you call bears with no ears? B.