The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
To the person who stole my bed: I won't rest until I find you.
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.
I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
What happens when doctors get frustrated? They lose their patients.
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
I finally watched that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
I tried to make up a joke about ghost but I couldn't. It had plenty of spirit but no body.
To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.
To the person who stole my bed: I won't rest until I find you.
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus but geometry is where I draw the line.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
I have a joke about statistics, but it’s not significant.
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows — they're making headlines!
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you — it's a little fishy!