The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
My top 5 favourite vegetables 1. Tomato2. Lettuce
My grandmother was extremely anti-Union. She always used to tell me that things “won’t get better if I picket”
Vincent Price is taller than Alan Price, who is heavier than Katie Price As I discovered on this Price comparison website
I ate five alarm chili last night... ...this morning I'm declaring a National Emergency at my southern border.
If the Swan symbolizes happiness, then what bird symbolizes True Love? The Swallow
An angry robber at a Russian bank threatens to kill everyone. Goes up to a teller "I'm gonna kill you! I'm so angry. What's your name?" "Olga," replies the terrified teller. "Oh, I'm not gonna kill you, my mother's name was Olga" Turns to a 6'4'' security guard "I'm gonna kill you then. What's your name?" Guard: "My name is Boris, but my friends call me Olga"
My friend wants to become an archaeologist, but I'm trying to put him off. I'm convinced his life will be in ruins.
Me: 'Dad, make me a sandwich!' Dad: 'Poof, You're a sandwich!'"
A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows — they're making headlines!
Why did the girl toss a clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly.
Why did the girl toss a clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly.
It’s raining cats and dogs, so be careful not to step in a poodle.
Every time I take my dog to the park, the ducks try to bite him. That’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
Why did the girl toss a clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly.