The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Mom asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I can't see anything.
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
I was going to go on an expensive vacation with a classical pianist, but he was too baroque.
Can anyone tell me what oblivious means, because I have no idea.
I have a joke about butter, but I’m not going to spread it.
I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.
Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
Why do nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner's on me.
I wanted to eat a watch for lunch, but it was too time-consuming.
Mom said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.