The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I was in a grocery store when a man started to throw cheese, butter and yoghurt at me. How Dairy!
What do you call a wizard who's really bad at football? Fumbledore.
What did Adam say to his GF on the 24th of December? It’s Christmas Eve.
Dad, can you put my shoes on?' 'No, I don't think they'll fit me.'
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.'
When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
What is the opposite of ladies fingers? Mentos
How much money does a skunk have? Just one scent.
What's a tornado's favorite game? Twister!
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.
What’s the leading cause of dry skin? Towels.
A man is washing his car with his son. The son asks, “Can’t you just use a sponge?”
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese.
What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.