The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why did the dollar bill go to a therapist? He wasn't making any cents.
What do you call a Snowman with a six pack? .............. An abdominal Snowman. 😉
What do you call a Dent that looks better from a different angle? Harvey \*My first 100% original dad joke. I am proud of me\*
A group of girls named Karen, Jane and Ruth often hang out. What are Karen and Jane like by themselves? Completely Ruthless
How many lips does a flower have? Tulips
what do you call a pit stop that sells crabs and pizza? a crust station
A cockroach in my home just came out of the closet. I was shocked at first but I made sure that it felt supported and loved no matter what or whome it loved.
I forgot to pack a fork with my lunch today. It was a pointless lunch.
Dad joke alert: why didn't the crab and lobster get along? They were too shellfish.
How am I similar to the Earth ? We both rotate around our own ex(s)
Clark: "I'll have a coke." Flight attendant: "Do you want that in the can?" Clark: "No, I'll have it right here."
Did you hear the one about the kid who started a business tying shoelaces on the playground? It was a knot-for-profit.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
My wife told me to quit doing my terrible Arnold impression, but don't worry, I'll return.
I had a joke about Nirvana, but Nevermind.