The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
Did you hear about the guy that evaporated? He'll be mist.
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
Why are pediatricians always so angry? Because they have little patients.
3 words, 17 letters. Say it, and I'm yours. Omelette du Fromage
What happen at after you go to Jack in the box, Dairy Queen and Burger King? You take a royal flush.
A mushroom walks into a bar and sidles up to a stool. Bartender: “You’ll need to leave. We don’t serve your kind here.”Mushroom: “Why not? I’m a . . . fun-gi.”
What do you call medicine that you give to pigs? Oinkment
How do they make honey in the Middle East? From a shawarma bees
What is an orange pith? It's what you get when you drink too much orange jooth.
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless. It was pointless
There are serious injustices that have not been corrected in this world. For example, beating up a white guy will get you much more prison time than beating up a black guy.After all, Assault can get you up to 25 years, while impersonating a policeman will get you 5 at most.
How does a penguin build its house Igloos it together.
Earlier today I saw a fish in a hospital waiting room going up to people and giving them medical advice. I said "Oi fish, stop that, what do you think you're doing?!"He said "Don't worry about it, it's ok... I'm the Sturgeon General".