The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?
I have a joke about butter, but I’m not going to spread it.
Why did police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play.
Did you hear about the guy that evaporated? He'll be mist.
What did the Dalmatian say after dinner? That hit the spot.
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
I'm thinking I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
Where do you learn all about ice cream? Sundae school.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
What do you call a sheep that knows karate? A lamb chop.
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish!
I just applied for a job down at the diner. I told them I really bring a lot to the table.
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?