The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
My wife was complaining that I never buy her flowers. I didn't even know she sold them.
When a woman says she'll be ready in 15 minutes she will be. No need to keep reminding her every hour.
Do you know what the biggest state is in the US? DaNile it has a population of 74million.
A man committed a murder, and he made the mistake of dragging the body across a freshly-paved sidewalk. He was easily convicted. There was concrete evidence
What makes crop circles? A protractor.
My wife cut herself putting the clothes away. When she showed me, I said, "Wow, and I thought I was a sharp dresser."
A student comes late to the class Teacher (T): Why are you late?Student (S): Mom and dad were fightingT: So what makes you late if they were fighting?S: One of my shoes were in my dad's hand, and the other in my mom's
Me- "So I was making a family tree for class." Stranger on the bus- "...ok?"Me- "Turns out that my father's father was a Jew."Stranger- "That's interesting."Me- "Yeah, guess you could say that makes me...Jew-ish."
Don't know if this has been posted here but let's try Little Johnny came home and ran to his mother."Mummy! I was on the bus with Daddy and he made me stand up so a woman could sit down.""Well...How kind of your daddy! You should learn from him." Johnny then frowned."I was sitting on Daddy's lap"
David Beckham’s son arrived for football training. He asked the coach, “What number shirt am I?”The coach said “Wear four out there, Romeo”.
What does a house wear to a birthday party? Address.
Why was King Arthurs army too tired to fight? All of those sleepless knights.
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
Whenever we drive past a graveyard my dad says, 'Do you know why I can't be buried there?' And we all say, 'Why not?' And he says, 'Because I'm not dead yet!'"
Whenever I try to eat healthy, a chocolate bar looks at me and Snickers.'