The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
What do you call a medieval lamp? A knight light.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it’ll get a reaction.
I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.
I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
In the beef army there was a soldier who always snuck up on the enemy from the left or right. He was a flank steak.
Why are pigs so bad at sports? They always hog the ball.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
What's Forrest Gump's computer password? 1forrest1
What did the caretaker say when they jumped out of the store cupboard? “Supplies!”
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp? Don't wok away from me.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!