The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

I like updoots, I like silver Cake day cake day please deliver

Where do lonely Sharks go to find companionship? Sand Bars

Why didn't NASA name apollo rockets with letters? Because if Apollo F crashed with all it's crew, they would have to make an Apollo G.

You know that mouth-watering sensation you get when you're grilling a steak on the BBQ? I wonder if vegans get that when they mow the lawn.

If you lose one of your senses, your other senses get enhanced This is why people with no sense of humor have a heightened sense of self'importance.

What is the term for someone who is scared of Santa? Claustrophobia

Why are there no churches in space? Without gravity there can be no mass.

I just bought the personalized license plate BAA BAA... For my black jeep...

I went to the petrol station to pump up my car tyre... and the guy charged me 50p. I said “it was only 20p last week”. He said “that’s the price of inflation”

One of the things that you get upset if it works and even more if it doesn't: the alarm clock. That poor thing! It is so scared of you that while waking you up asks if you want a 5 minutes snooze.

What do baseball scouts look for when they go to a Mexican restaurant? Fajitas

Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.

When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.

My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.

When I die, I want to be cremated. It's my last chance to have a smokin' hot body.