The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs.
Your mom and I let astrology get between us. It just Taurus apart.
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth. He said it was acci-dental.
You can't trust atoms. They make up everything!
Last night I had a dream I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.
I have a joke about time travel, but you guys didn’t get it.
I wish my kids weren't offended by my Frozen jokes. They really need to let it go!
Lance isn't that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called lance-a-lot.
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies!
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
"Did you get your haircut?" No, I got them all cut.
What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.
My neighbor got sued for a fire his grill started. He filed for an appeal when he lost and it ended up in a pellet court.
I was sitting on the back porch with my wife when I suddenly blurted out, “I love you.” “Is that you or the beer talking?” she asked. I answered, “It’s me… talking to my beer.”
Which friends do you always bring to dinner? Your taste buds.