The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
My son has his BA and his MA—but his PA still supports him.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
I used to be a personal trainer. Then I gave my too weak notice.'
I sold our vacuum cleaner; it was just gathering dust.
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie.
I sold our vacuum cleaner; it was just gathering dust.
What’s a computer’s favorite snack? Microchips!
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street?' 'Traffic jam.'
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.
Did you hear about the guy who froze to death at the drive-in? He went to see Closed for the Winter.
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
I wasn’t expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind. It really came out of the purple.
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.'