The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What kind of magazines do cows read? Cattlelogs!
Did you know the first French fries weren’t really cooked in France? They were cooked in Grease! (Greece)
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise. Dawn is tough on Greece.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
What do you get when you combine a parrot and a shark? Something that talks your leg off.
Have you heard of the new thing called a shovel? It's groundbreaking.
I used to sell security alarms door to door, and i was really good at it. If no one was home, i would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.
What did the shirt say to the pair of pants? Wassup Britches?
What did the skunk do with all their love letter? They scent them.
Top joke in my second grade class this week: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? To make up for his miserable summer.
Why did the house go to the doctor? It was having window panes.
I don't understand why people pay for things with exact dollar amounts... ... It makes no cents.