The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a fish with two knees? A tuna (two-knee) fish!
Why did the thief take a shower before robbing the bank? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese.
How do you get a farm girl to marry you? First, a tractor.
What do you call 2 lambs dating? A relationSHEEP.
How do you talk with a COVID denier with an Ouija board
Kidnapper? Do you mean... Illegal guardian? (I’ll see myself out)
What’s the difference between unlawful and illegal? Unlawful includes things like drunk driving or robbery, whereas illegal is a sick bird.
Steve and John are watching the football when Johns dog starts licking its nuts. Steve says "i wish I could do that" To which John replies "probably best to pat him first or he might bite ya"
Forgot the tree this year, so I'm putting up a 6 foot, tinsel covered Tampon. Just for the festive period.
I think my niece has a burgeoning slip 'n slide addiction Once you go down one, it's just a slippery slope.
I bought a racing snail I bought a racing snail but it kept losing. In desperation I removed it's shell, thinking it would be lighter and faster.It didn't work, it became more sluggish.
I bought a new gadget: you put venison in the top, turn the handle, and it comes out as pheasant It's a real game changer...
A brand new hubcap makes the best plate for eggs Benedict. Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
I started playing tennis recently. on the first day I had to tell my tennis partner "I can't grasp these balls" he asked why not. I said "I'm used to holding a shuttle cock"