The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What country's capital is growing the fastest?' 'Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.'
What did the plumber say to the singer? Nice pipes.
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
How does a taco say grace?' 'Lettuce pray.'
I finally got around to watching that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
I was in a grocery store when a man started to throw cheese, butter and yoghurt at me. How Dairy!
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.'
I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.
Why are skeletons such bad liars? You can see right through them.
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?' 'Sofishticated.'
What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?' 'Where's Pop Corn?'
I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.