The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What has one horn and gives milk? A milk truck.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
It was an emotional wedding — even the cake was in tiers.
Why did the computer get glasses? To improve its website.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? At sundae school!
I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
What does a dad get in their stocking if they’ve been naughty? Char-coal.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls? With a cabbage patch.
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
I have a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.