The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Chuck Norris has a kitten Every night for a snack
What do you call an insane crocodile in Mexico? Locodrilo
What did the rising sun say to the morning dew? You will be mist.
I opened up a summer camp for kids with adhd. Although I regret calling it a concentration camp.
My dad just told me that slumber prices are at an all-time-high! Seems his dream house is gonna to have to wait.
I had a few too many drinks in a restaurant the other night, went to the bathroom and wound up accidentally peeing in the sink instead of the urinal.. At least I think I did. It was hard to concentrate with all those angry women yelling at me.
Why do Python programmers have low self esteem? They're constantly comparing their self to other.
I was in the betting shop and my friend told me to put all my money on a horse named 'Landfill'. Turns out it was a rubbish tip.
A dad was washing his car with his son. After a while, the son finally asked "Can't you just use the sponge?"
What do you call a naughty lamb dressed up like a skeleton for Halloween? Baaad to the bone.
Why don't lobsters like to share? They're shellfish.
Why did the bicycle collapse? It was two tired.
Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.
Want to hear a pizza joke? Nahhh, it's too cheesy!
How do snails fight? They slug it out.