The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? It lost its filling.

I wanted my kids to watch the orchestra, but I had to turn it off—too much sax and violins.

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

What do you call a snake that loves building houses? A boa constructor.

Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.

What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1

I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs.

My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.

What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of the computer? The Space Bar.

What kind of cereal do leprechauns eat? Lucky Charms.

Did you hear about the guy who had his left side cut off? He's all right now!

I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

You can't trust atoms. They make up everything!

What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto!