The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
What kind of cars do eggs drive? Yolkswagens.
I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? “Bison!”
Which friends do you always bring to dinner? Your taste buds.
What's a sea monster's favorite lunch? Fish and ships.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
What kind of sandals do frogs wear? Open-toad.
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
Have you heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mainly wrap.
A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex. They’re his watch dogs!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.