The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What kind of bird works on a construction site? A crane.
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies!
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
How do you fix a pumpkin with a hole in it? With a pumpkin patch!
Why did the little strawberry cry? His mom was in a jam.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
During quarantine no one got my humor. I guess it was all the inside jokes.
One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend. “I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.”
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
You can tell it's a dogwood tree from its bark.
How do you get a farm girl to marry you? First, a tractor.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
If you’re up at night while the cows are asleep in the field that means it’s pasture bedtime.