The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs.
Finally my winter fat has gone… Now, I have spring rolls.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
I saw a 1000 year old oil stain… It was from ancient Greece.
Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun? She was a Roman Catholic.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack. One said 'You stay here, i'll go on a head'.
What did the hamburger name its baby? Patty.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
Last night my wife and I watched two DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
How fast is milk? It’s pasteurized before you know it.
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows — they're making headlines!