The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Did you hear about the whale that swallowed a clown? It felt funny after.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
What made the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
What do you call recently-married spiders? Newly-webs.
Yogurt is the most high class dairy product to buy. It’s so cultured.
Apparently Kraft are opening a new factory in the Holy Land. They're calling it . . . Cheeses of Nazareth.
My wife has only one problem: she can't tell the difference between Geology and Geography Either way, she can still rock my world.
Do you know the joke of little Jef in the bathroom? Me neither, the door was locked.
my wife got mad at me after picking out baby names... she like it for the first week then it clicked for her... i said Peter Brian Johnson for a baby boy and Veronica Jessica Johnson for a baby girl...
My dad handed down to me a hereditary disease that causes diarrhea all the time. It runs in the jeans.
I once wrote a song about a tortilla, but it's more of a wrap.