The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
I catered a movie night where they watched titanic. Safe to say the iceberg lettuce wraps didn’t go over well.
One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend. “I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.”
I wish my kids weren't offended by my Frozen jokes. They really need to let it go!
Why did the duck fall on the sidewalk? He tripped on a quack.
What type of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, "No, just leave it in the carton!"
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs.
Why did the watch go on vacation? To unwind.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.