The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
How do you make the number one disappear? You add “g' and it’s GONE
Just say NO to drugs!' Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
I was in a grocery store when a man started to throw cheese, butter and yoghurt at me. How Dairy!
Police arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states: solid, liquid, and gas.
What do clouds wear?' 'Thunderwear.'
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels (bay gulls).
How does Darth Vader like his bagels? On the dark side.
What happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided at sea? Their crews were marooned.
How does Darth Vader like his bagels? On the dark side.
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!
I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to go spreading it!
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y!