The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why where there two dudes in a ambulance Cause they were a pair-a-medics
If I had to smell like two things for the rest of my life, I'd pick lavender and citrus. But that's just my two scents.
Sean Connery was arranging the books in his personal library when the wooden plank gave away and all the books fell on him.. His maid rushed to the scene and asked " are you alright, sir ?" Sean : "it'sh ok..I only have my shelf to blame ."
Fowl Play Where do orphaned chickens and turkeys end up?Foster Farms
I was at a restaurant and a cute waitress was flirting with me. She gave her email and told me to hit her up sometime. I tried to email her the next day but the internet was down. I couldn’t connect to the server
What disease are anti-vax kids immune to? Adulthood. I hope this isn't taken.
A kangaroo hops into the bar, the bartender, says "sorry we're closed" The kangaroo says, "I thought you needed a bouncer"*Ba dum tiss*
Where do rabbits go after they get married? On a bunny-moon.
What did the skunk do with all their love letter? They scent them.
My new year's resolution is to do less drugs No wait, _fewer_ drugs—it's to do fewer drugs
Did you hear about the cargo ship that sunk while shipping food? Apparently there was a leek in the boat.
February is Eczema awareness month.... I am raising money by selling scratch cards.
I've quit my job at the helium factory. Nobody talks to me like that!
What do you call a snowman that plays piano? Meltin' John
Mark and his friend Michelle go to a costume party. When they show up Michelle is clinging to Mark's back. Someone greets them and asks what they're supposed to be. Mark says that he's a snail. The other guy asks "who's on your back?" Mark replies "Michelle"