The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

I can sum up 2021 in one word. Five

How do you tell the difference between a bull and a milk cow? It is either one or the utter.

Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind - it's tearable.

Did you hear about the bacon cheeseburger who couldn't stop telling jokes? It was on a roll.

What do you call a belt made of watches?' 'A waist of time.'

I once wrote a song about a tortilla, but it's more of a wrap.

I once wrote a song about a tortilla, but it's more of a wrap.

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.

How does the moon cut his hair?' 'Eclipse it.'

Where do you learn all about ice cream? Sundae school.

What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.

Cooking out this weekend? Don’t forget the pickle. It’s kind of a big dill.

What do you call a magician who loses his magic? Ian.

Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the boat doc.

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