The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
Why did the duck fall on the sidewalk? He tripped on a quack.
I have a joke about butter, but I’m not going to spread it.
I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure. I said no, but I could perform Bohemian Rhapsody.
I used to be able to play piano by ear, but now I have to use my hands.
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
RIP, boiling water. You will be mist.
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
Did you hear about the girl who quit her job at the doughnut factory? She was fed up with the hole business.
What is a calendar’s favorite food? Dates.
So a pickpocket went to a nudist beach... He hated it
Fun fact! Irish soups only use 239 beans If they used one more, it would be two-fahrty...
Two pigs are sitting in the sun One says: “I’m getting pretty hot!”The other says: “Yeah I’m bacon!”
Wendy’s has the Baconator and a smaller Baconator called Son of Baconator There is also a secret menu item called Stepson of Baconator where Wendy’s finds a burger and ignores it for 10 years while banging its mom.