The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
What do you call a fly with a sore throat? A hoarse fly.
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came out of the purple!
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this.
What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries
What’s more unbelievable than a talking dog? A spelling bee.
Did you hear the one about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved.
She said I won’t be able to make it.
My neighbor got sued for a fire his grill started. He filed for an appeal when he lost and it ended up in a pellet court.
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
What’s the best kind of music to listen to when fishing? Something catchy.