The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do lawyers wear to work? Law suits.
I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
Did you hear about the cantaloupe that went to a therapist? I guess it was feeling Meloncholy.
What did the seal with one fin say to the shark? If seal is broken, do not consume.
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
Your mom and I let astrology get between us. It just Taurus apart.
How does a penguin build it's house? Igloos it together.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
What do you call a Subway manager who spends too much time helping make sandwiches up front and not enough time back in the office attending to business matters? Counter productive.
It was time to get our chimney cleaned so I called a professional chimney sweep. He checks things out and after 10 minutes hands me an estimate. After checking it out I protested. "Twenty five hundred! Are you nuts? I'll clean it myself! Ok soot yourself.
What’s the longest sentence in the English language? ‘I do’.
What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend? She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.