The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I heard there is a new shop called Moderation. They have everything in there.
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.
How do you spell “candy” with just two letters? C and Y.
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
How do you know the tooth fairy is a journalist? They're always searching for the tooth.
Carp is about to hit the fan. That's right, I'm going fishing in a helicopter!
What do they call an extra-large bottle of lube in Alabama? Family size
What is it called when Bart buys an Only-fans account? It's called a Simpson
What are a kidnapper’s favorite shoes? White Vans