The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do houses wear? An address.
What happens when a frogs car dies? He needs a jump. If that doesn't work he has to get it toad.
Why did the girl toss a clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly.
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
“I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus, but geometry is where I draw the line.”
Why shouldn’t you trust trees? They seem shady.
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold, hard cash.
I haven’t talked to my wife in a week — I didn’t want to interrupt her.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a "Get Well Soon" card.
I went to buy a pair of camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex. They’re his watch dogs!
I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.